Jawbone

...there's a santa claus beard made of pill-bottle cotton...

...Nothing changes, 'til it does...

When you do that jitterbug, you know you're doing something...

Can't look at a circle without thinkin' 'bout a donut..

They're still alive, don't you know, on a Chinese Ufo..

J-U-M-P-I-N-G-B-U-G jumping - jumping bug!

...If you take me out fishing, then I'll float...

...I got a trained rattlesnake and a heart-shaped swimming pool...

Had to move a load of dirt. Wrote a song about it.
…it still ain’t noon, get busy mister…

This one is for the old guy at the bar at Paycheck's Lounge who whenever he got up and tried to dance his pants would fall down.
...pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbT!